It’s 4/20 bitches! And even though we blaze trees everyday, it’s time to kick it up a notch today.
So we gonna be blazing, boozing and fucking bitches all day today.
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And some people freak out… What can I say? This is how we roll in Miami! 
Some people are in an uproar here in Miami Beach because local porn company, Reality Kings, shot a porn scene at Monument Island. The monument, honoring pioneer Henry Flagler, was recently restored using taxpayer money. Reality Kings shot the porn scene for their legendary site, Captain Stabbin. If you haven’t heard of Captain Stabbin, it’s a niche site that features hot sluts having anal sex on boats. What could be better, right? The scene was shot on the island and on their boat in broad daylight.
The scene, appropriately titled Island Adventure, features smoking hot redhead Brooklyn Lee getting ass fucked by the infamous JMac. Apparently some people in this town think that is the worst thing that has ever happened on that island…please! Anyway you look at it, this is fantastic free press for Reality Kings!
If you want to see the hot anal action taking place on the monument you’ll need to sign up. What?! You didn’t think they were going to give the best part away for free did you!? I recommend the 2 day trial at RealityKings.com for only a buck. Or if you can’t get enough butt sex and pleasure boating, then I recommend signing up for a 3 day trial at Captain Stabbin’ for only$4.95!
The Cultist Blog over at Miami New Times had a funny blog post related to this (non) story, they name their ten best places in Miami to film porn in broad daylight. Check it out!
Telegraph – Haylie Hocking, 27, only found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films just weeks before the big day.
A friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie.
Now Haylie has called her vicar to cancel the wedding.
She said: “There was no way I could marry an adult film star.”
The pair met last year when Jason became a customer at the garage where Haylie worked.
He told her he was a personal trainer and the couple began dating.
She told a magazine she found he was a romantic, thoughtful and passionate lover and six months after meeting he moved into her flat in Bristol.
Jason, who regularly bought her flowers and jewellery, often went away at weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.
After eight months, he proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring.
But Jason’s secret emerged when Haylie’s friend Lisa tried to book a stripper for a hen party.
Lisa stumbled across a movie clip in which the male star looked like Jason.
Haylie checked the website – and realised it was Jason.
After he finally admitted he was earning money from making porn, she called off the wedding.
Haylie said: “I don’t know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.”
Jason said he started making occasional films as a sideline before meeting Haylie.
He said: “The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting.”
“I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.”
He added that he would be honest with women in future relationships.
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I wonder how different this would have played out if the roles were reversed…if the guy found out his bride-to-be was a secret porn star? I’m willing to bet he would have pulled the trigger and married her. Unless he was a prude like this chick.
This is Budweiser’s racy web ad This Porn’s for You. I laughed out loud watching it and rank it right up there with Bud’s Swear Jar commercial. Not only is this video funny, its also sort of a public service announcement. Buy your porn online at home…otherwise something like this could happen… Enjoy!
Hustler Video’s porn parody feature, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, hits the streets May 12, 2009. If the official trailer is anything to go by, the flick should be extremely funny. I’m sure the sex will be just as hot as the acting is funny. Check out Hustler Video’s official trailer below.
Female cast includes:
So what do you think? Are you gonna watch it when it comes out? Or better yet, would you watch it if you were given a copy? Have your say in the comments…
Sexy Stoner Slut
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Smoking those sticky buds and sticking it to that tasty stoner slut is my idea of the perfect 420 celebration. Throw in a cooler full of ice cold beer and you might as well call it heaven. I’d go for a 12-pack of Bud or Imperial. What about you?
Lindsay Lohan eHarmony Profile Picture
This is an absolutely hilarious parody clip from Funny or Die. Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony profile. After checking out the video, go vote in our Lindsay Lohan Poll. I wonder if LiLo is going to try and get in on that $5 million suit against eHarmony?
