Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

Posted in Random on June 17th, 2009 by Tater-Bone

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A woman has cancelled her church wedding and country house reception after discovering her fiance is a secret porn star.

weddingCake_1424403cTelegraph – Haylie Hocking, 27, only found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films just weeks before the big day.

A friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie.

Now Haylie has called her vicar to cancel the wedding.

She said: “There was no way I could marry an adult film star.

The pair met last year when Jason became a customer at the garage where Haylie worked.

He told her he was a personal trainer and the couple began dating.

She told a magazine she found he was a romantic, thoughtful and passionate lover and six months after meeting he moved into her flat in Bristol.

Jason, who regularly bought her flowers and jewellery, often went away at weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.

After eight months, he proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring.

But Jason’s secret emerged when Haylie’s friend Lisa tried to book a stripper for a hen party.

Lisa stumbled across a movie clip in which the male star looked like Jason.

Haylie checked the website – and realised it was Jason.

After he finally admitted he was earning money from making porn, she called off the wedding.

Haylie said: “I don’t know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.

Jason said he started making occasional films as a sideline before meeting Haylie.

He said: “The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting.

I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.

He added that he would be honest with women in future relationships.

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I wonder how different this would have played out if the roles were reversed…if the guy found out his bride-to-be was a secret porn star?  I’m willing to bet he would have pulled the trigger and married her.  Unless he was a prude like this chick.


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Beer & Porn – Bud Light’s Hilarious & Racy Web Ad

Posted in Random on June 8th, 2009 by Tater-Bone


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This is Budweiser’s racy web ad This Porn’s for You.  I laughed out loud watching it and rank it right up there with Bud’s Swear Jar commercial.  Not only is this video funny, its also sort of a public service announcement.  Buy your porn online at home…otherwise something like this could happen…  Enjoy!

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‘THIS AIN’T STAR TREK XXX’ Official Trailer

Posted in Random on April 29th, 2009 by Tater-Bone

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Hustler Video’s porn parody feature, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, hits the streets May 12, 2009.  If the official trailer is anything to go by, the flick should be extremely funny.  I’m sure the sex will be just as hot as the acting is funny.  Check out Hustler Video’s official trailer below.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX – Official Trailer


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Female cast includes:

  • Jada Fire
  • Codi Carmichael
  • Jenna Haze
  • Sasha Grey
  • Aurora Snow

So what do you think?  Are you gonna watch it when it comes out?  Or better yet, would you watch it if you were given a copy?  Have your say in the comments…

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Happy 420 Everybody!!

Posted in Random on April 20th, 2009 by Tater-Bone
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Sexy Stoner Slut

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Smoking those sticky buds and sticking it to that tasty stoner slut is my idea of the perfect 420 celebration.  Throw in a cooler full of ice cold beer and you might as well call it heaven.  I’d go for a 12-pack of Bud or Imperial.  What about you?

;)

Happy 420 Everybody!!

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Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile Video

Posted in Random on April 14th, 2009 by Tater-Bone
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Lindsay Lohan eHarmony Profile Picture

This is an absolutely hilarious parody clip from Funny or Die.  Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony profile.  After checking out the video, go vote in our Lindsay Lohan Poll.  I wonder if LiLo is going to try and get in on that $5 million suit against eHarmony?

Lindsay Lohan eHarmony Profile Video

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